It's gonna be a crumpocalypse!

Apr 11

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

Apr 11

westbor0baptistchurch:

let’s go all 

the way tonight

image

just love

Apr 09
zodiacmind:

Amazing Zodiac Facts Here

zodiacmind:

Amazing Zodiac Facts Here

Apr 09
Apr 09
I fixed it..

I fixed it..

Apr 07

alexxinwonderlandd:

whatyouwantsobadly:

earthlyeyes:

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

Every guy should just really look at this.

Those representations are the best.

Seriously

It makes me sad that 71% women don’t have inside-y orgasms. D: I’m not one of them but shhhh I want to cry for them.

Apr 07

peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

Apr 05
Ahhhhhh! I got them! :D THEY ARE SO PRETTY!

Ahhhhhh! I got them! :D THEY ARE SO PRETTY!

Apr 02

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

Apr 02
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